I am a dental failure

There. I've admitted it. Dr. Kleen would be so disappointed in how I've turned out. I'm a disgrace. After all these years of dental success, I have officially entered into the club of bad teeth. Cavities? Yep, I have them. Root canals? Yes, I'm on my way. Crowns and caps? Just around the bend. This is me. I hang my head in shame.