Grumpy Old Men

Or man, in this case. It seems I need to set the record straight in reference to a certain Grandpa's upcoming birthday. It will actually be his 61st birthday, not the 68th as mentioned before. It really seems that some people are being a bit picky, because after all, does it really even matter after you've turned 60? Also, this particular person is still, like, double my age. Some people just have no sense of humor. Settle down, Grandpa, your SS will be here soon.