A Story by Jon

Today, Jon told me that he would soon be going off to war. He thought he could bring the baby along with him because, "The sailors on his ship would think the baby was cute." I told him that babies sorta need to stay with their mamas. He told me that I could accompany him then as well. It seems he's fighting the Russian naval fleet. In a submarine. With a machine gun that sits on a tripod. Can you tell his current favorite movie is "The Hunt for Red October?"